- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Samantha

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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