A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Your social life.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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