- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

1 + 1 = 3

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Three bars walk into a Jew.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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