A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What is cold? Winter

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

hey guys what's up?

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Anti Joke

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