- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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