how do you confuse a blond?

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whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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