What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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want a balloon? yeah

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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