Womens Rights.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Anti Joke

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