knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

This sentence is false.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

I have Alzheimer. What?

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Good luck on your finals everyone!

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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