Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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An asian without a future.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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