- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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