What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

So. The gays. ...

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Anti Joke

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