How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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My pet rock died.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Black History Month

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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