Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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hey guys what's up?

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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