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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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