- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Woman rights.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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