- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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