how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Your Mom.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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