Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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