Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Woman.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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