Women's rights

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Jews

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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