What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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