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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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