- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Knock knock --Come in.

Butt Sex.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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