- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Women's rights.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Yes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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