Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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