- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

fruit salad?

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

im a dragon, no im not

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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