What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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