Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's funnier than 24? 25

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

im a dragon, no im not

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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