why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Twenty-Four

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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