- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Mitt Romney penis

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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whats a dick a dick

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Cancer.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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