Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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