Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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