When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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