- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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