What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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wood cant chuck wood

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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shauns beautiful

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Penis.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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