- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

so dont touch it.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Deadly cancer.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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