What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Matt is not funny.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

general tso's broccoli

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's funnier than 24? 25

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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