- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

milly, milly, milly, cat

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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