Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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