- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Ron Paul for President!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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