- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Ron Paul for President!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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