- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

the WNBA

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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