What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Canada AYY

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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