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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Well educated black man.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

obama

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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