Kathy Griffin.

Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

A homosexual walks into a church

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Women.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

One time I masturbated by myself

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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