What did the black kid get for his birthday?

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Women's Rights.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Woman.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

bitches be crafty.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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