- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Women's Rights.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

THIS IS an anti-joke.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Woman.

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