- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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