Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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