knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Women Driving.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Minecraft.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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good one jess !!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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