"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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