- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Stephen Walking.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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