Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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