four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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