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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it