- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

your mother hates you

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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