how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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The Pope

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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meme

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25

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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