- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

donald................duck for president