- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

A cow says moo and explodes.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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