Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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