Penis.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Jersey Shore

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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lol

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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modern love

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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