Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Ju... Just why?

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Tim and Eric

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

I am a nigger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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