Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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