Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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