Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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