- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Barack Obama

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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