why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

A baby seal walks into a club

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Needless to say,

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mom.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Black Friday

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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