- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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