There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Penisland

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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