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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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