Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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