What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Trashcan!

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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