Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Nicolas Cage

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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