- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why? Whats wrong?

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

0 + 0 = 0

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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