Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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obama leadership

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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