- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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