- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why? Whats wrong?

I ponder

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

You are Nerochan right?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Why did the dog eat poop?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Dylan is a person

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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