- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Women.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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