What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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