- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Breast cancer.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

pineapples

Why is pi? Because circles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

alston wang

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Breast cancer.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

pineapples

Why is pi? Because circles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

alston wang

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz