- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

i like turtals and kids

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

donald................duck for president

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

I enjoy anal.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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