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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Guess what? Holocaust

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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