What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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