Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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knock knock go away

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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