- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Obama

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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