What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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I pooped my pants

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Anti Joke

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