- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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