Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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