a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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