- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Your mama's so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.