Knock knock, Come in...

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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crap!!

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Butt Sex.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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