Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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oh hai

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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