Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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rape that shit

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Anti Joke

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