Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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