Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Come In!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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You are Nerochan right?

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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