- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A homosexual walks into a church

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??