why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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canaan and mallory

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Dogs in my home.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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