4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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the WNBA

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Maturity is a virtue.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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This is a joke

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Once upon a cross

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Yes!

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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