Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Anti Joke

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