Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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