- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

what?

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Soccer...

Toaster

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

You.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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