What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Soccer...

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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