What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Ms. Smoot's class

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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