How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Shut the cork up!

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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