Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Bake until golden at 375

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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