What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Womens' Rights

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Guess what? Holocaust

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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