Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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