- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Knock Knock! Come in!

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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