why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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what do u call a apple a apple

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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