What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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