Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Toaster

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Soccer...

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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You.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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